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toukos:

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich