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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

image

childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you