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"Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges."
- potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

committable:

> Teen Couple Blog <

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

unvocalise:

Too many nail polishes, not enough fingers :(

trait:

I MIGHT BE GOING TO BUDAPEST IN NOVEMBER FUUUUUK

octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end